Merciless in Fredericton!!!

I would say Charlie, my good and decent friend, that this chap kooks to me like an excellent, excellent candidate as your executive assistant.

You sure as hell look like two of a kind to me.

The rest of the media world in Fredericton would be absolutely green with envy.

You could have him covering the proceedings of Danny boy and the band of merry puppets at the New Brunswick Legislature, freeing up more time, of course, for you to give more time and far, far more extensive coverage to the Gestapo Police Force with Gestapo Police Chief Barry MacKnight and the Gestapo Posse at the Gestapo Police Headquarters up at the Gestapo end of town.

Sounds like one helluva fine, fine, fine idea to me ole boy. You'd make one helluva fine, fine, fine team, an excellent team indeed.