QUEBECOIS DAN BUSSIERES RESCUED DOG FROM THE ICE IN THE SAINT JOHN RIVER!!!

For you newcomers? This is a blog I wrote months ago!!!!

Enjoy -

I'm not as good as Maurice the Homeless or Dan F with these kinds of stories but I will give it a shot. < If Maurice or Dan wish to write one? Please do? >..lol

The area of the Fredericton Walking Bridge was full of people watching poor Shaka on the ice of the Saint John River.

Professionals from the Fredericton Police Force and the Firemen are at the scene trying to get the poor dog back on land.




The guys and women were shouting - COME SHAKA!!!! COME SHAKA GIRL!!!!

The dog just ignored their calls.




Then word got out that the dog was French!!! She was from Quebec!!!!

The Cops and Firemen quickly used their Francais they learned from the French Immersion courses.

VIIIEEENNNNSS SKAKA!!! RETOURNE ICCCIIII SHAKA!!!!

But Shaka continue to ignore the calls.

The professionals quickly called a Cop from the Moncton area.

This guy was an Acadian.

He shouted- HURRY UP BACK ICITTE SHAKA!!!!

VIENS BACK ICITTE SHAKA!!!

The poor dog glanced at the Acadian and she was really confuse.



The Chiac French didn't work.

They called a fellow Police officer from the North Shore!!!! Yves is from Neguac. He quickly arrive on the scene.





The Acadian shouted - HALE TA MARDE ICI SHAKA!!! VIENS ICI SHAKA!!!!

The poor dog quickly began moving away from the shore.

Then someone mention they saw on Charles's Blog that Dan Bussieres was un maudit Quebecois and the Legislature is just around the corner.

Dan Bussieres arrive on the scene escorted by Cities Finest. He still had his sword and uniform in tack.





With a deep Tappette Voice he shouted -





The dog's tail quickly began flying back and forth...

Shaka quickly began running towards her new Master. With tongue out she jumped on Dan Bussieres.

The Sargeant at Arms of the New Brunswick Legislature noticed it was an Mastiff!!!

Since the real Master was nowhere to be seen?

Dan bought home < at the Legislature > his new pet.

Maybe the next time Shaka hears a certain individual say en chiac- J'us un Blogger.

By then, Shaka will be well trained to handle Dan Bussieres's little problem at the New Brunswick Legislature?





Will this story have a happy ending?

Stay tuned!!!

:P

UPDATE!!!!!

MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TELLING THIS BLOGGER THAT DAN BUSSIERES WALKS AROUND THE TWO BRIDGES WITH A MASTIFF!!!!

I better watch myself!!!

:P